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At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.

While the IRS agent was checking the books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, “I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there’s too little left to be of any use?”

“Good question,” noted the CFO. “We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every now and then they send us a free box of bandages.”

“Oh,” replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.

“What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what’s left over after setting a cast on a patient?”

“Ah, yes,” replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. “We save it and send it back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of plaster.”

“I see,” replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all CFO. “Well,” he went on, “What do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?”

“Here, too, we do not waste,” answered the CFO. “What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick.”

In case you’ve been living under a rock for the past several months, the king of pop passed away back in June of 2009.  Michael Jackson was a true inspiration for many aspiring and famous pop artists today.  His groovy beats and catchy dance moves were revolutionary of it’s time.

A flash mob that calls themselves “Bounce & Friends” does a Michael Jackson dance tribute in Stockholm, Sweden.  Wish I could have been there.  MJ we’ll miss you for sure.

What’s that boy?  What is it?  You found a little girl trapped in a well?  You did what?  You pulled her out with a vine you found on a nearby tree?  What? She had a cut so you bandaged it up for her?  What a good boy!

I present to you, the world’s smartest dog.

With a few household items, you too can make yourself an invisible bottle!  Just make 4 payments of $19.95 and we’ll send you your free invisible bottle kit!

Or you can just get these materials yourself:

• 2-3 bottles of glycerin
• an empty Tobasco sauce bottle
• a glass

Fill your Tobasco sauce bottle with glycerin.  Then fill your glass about 1/3 of the way with glycerin.  Watch the video.

8 people with 5 instruments originally from 4 Continents speaking 3 languages for 1 song.

It’s pretty amazing what you can do on the internet these days.  While most are playing games and watching porn, these musicians had their own virtual jam session using the internet.  Watch the video below.  Dumbfoundead lyrics.

See the original video here.