Sometimes, your life alone just isn't cool enough.
He can juggle, do flips, run along walls, and put on his clothes at record breaking speeds… all at the same time.
Quick feet… check
Hand-eye coordination… check
Yo-yo, skateboard, juggling blocks, and machete… check
Asian… also check.
For more awesomeness, visit his youtube channel.
From Wikipedia on Judo:
Judo, meaning “gentle way”, is a modern Japanese martial art and combat sport, that originated in Japan in the late nineteenth century. Its most prominent feature is its competitive element, where the object is to either throw one’s opponent to the ground, immobilize or otherwise subdue one’s opponent with a grappling maneuver, or force an opponent to submit by joint locking the elbow or by executing a choke.
In other words, Judo is a badass form of martial arts. It’s like saying “Hey I’m badass, I know it, but I won’t show you until you try to fuck with me.”
Perfect role model for Judo – Austin Powers. Yelling “Judo Chop” during your takedown moves will ensure victory.
They arrived at the gates of heaven at the same moment.
They spend the day in orientation, and as they’re getting their heavenly vestments, the Pope gets a plain white toga and wings, like everyone else, and the lawyer gets much finer apparel, made of gold thread, and Gucci shoes.
Then, they get to see where they’re going to live?.
The Pope gets what everyone else gets, a replica of a Holiday Inn room, and the lawyer gets an 18 room mansion with servants and a swimming pool.
At dinnertime, the Pope receives the standard meal, a Manischewitz kosher TV dinner, and the lawyer receives a fine and tasty meal, served on silver platters.
By this time, the lawyer is beginning to suspect that an error has been made, so he asks one of the angels in charge, “Has there been some kind of mistake? This guy was the Pope, and he gets what everyone else gets, and I’m just a lawyer and I’m getting the finest of everything?”
The angel replied, “No mistake, sir. We’ve had lots of Popes here, but you’re the first lawyer we’ve ever had.”
These are easily some of the best bartender tricks I’ve ever seen. The Prestwich Crew may easily be the best bartenders in the world. I bet they get this a lot.
“Hey bartender, get me a Disaronno on the rocks.”
(10 mins later)
“Thanks for spilling most of my drink, but I’ll give you $50 bucks to do that again!”
Don’t think I’ve seen bartender tricks taken to this level. I am truly impressed that they have that much time to practice and perfect those tricks. I mean holy shit, he just laid down 6 perfectly lined up napkins to set drinks on. Unpossible!
Unlike surprise buttsex, surprise dancing will bring a smile to your face. Recently I’ve been watching flash mob videos on youtube, and I have to be honest, I must participate in flash mob activities before I die. There’s something about coordinated mob performances that intrigue me. From freeze flashing to anti pants propaganda in subways, they do some great stuff.
This will bring a smile to your face. I know it.